This could be a book of forms. It is not. In this inspiring and sometimes funny book, you learn to think for yourself. You learn how to deal with collection agencies and the people who work for them.If you found this book by searching for debt collector, you know that there are many books on how to collect a debt, there are a few books of forms written by lawyers, and there are some confessions.The good news is you don’t have to talk on the phone unless you need an address. You can immediately stop harassing calls. So, if Pusillanimous Prevaricating Perfidy calls you, you don’t have to answer. If you need to call them, you’ll know exactly what to say.Yes, you will have to write them a letter and there are some sample letters included. However, you can adapt the letters to fit your situation.The book does discuss some of the unethical sneaky methods collection agencies use. You probably already know that they will lie, cheat, and sometimes steal. This is your chance to fight back.If you were going to fight somebody, would you want to know how to strike all the proper poses or would you like to know how to smack someone up alongside the head? It is time to smack some jerks!
The only time you should ever talk to a debt collector is to get their address. In this sample from Chapter Two, we talk about making the call.Pusillanimous Prevaricating Perfidy or PPP is the fictitious collection agency I created for the examples in the book. Just for fun, you might look up the meaning of those three words. They are a good description of the average debt collector.You’ll quickly find out that I am a bit of a smart ass. This is a serious business and you need to be serious about it. However, you need to quit taking them so seriously. There is no reason to worry, stress, or be upset. The purpose of this book is to teach you how to smack these jerks, laugh at them, and get them out of your life.There are two versions of the book --- an indexed version and a standard eBook version. You can download the indexed version from this site by clicking on the Buy Now button. The standard eBook version is available from Kindle, Nook, Smashwords, and other eBook retailers. Read more about the versions by clicking on Versions in the headings.Click on Download Sample to get the sample. The download site will let you read the sample online. Download it instead. At the top of the screen, you will see a down arrow icon next to a printer icon. Click on the down arrow and the PDF file will download. You can also download it by clicking File and then Download.If you have any problems, please send an email to email@example.com
You can use the Buy Now button to purchase the Indexed version of the book. If you have more than one debt in collection or you are in a hurry to do something, you probably want this version. Buy Now takes you directly to PayPal. After you enter your payment information, PayPal will send you directly to the download site. This is very important! The download site will let you read the book online. Download it instead. At the top of the screen, you will see a down arrow icon next to a printer icon. Click on the down arrow and the PDF file will download. You can also download it by clicking File and then Download.If you have any problems, please send an email to firstname.lastname@example.orgLinks for Kindle, Smashwords, and Nook follow Versions. If you have a reader other than Kindle or Nook, go to Smashwords.
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